Wtf even is this? This doesn’t count as “partying.” this counts as a porn shoot.

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getinmyride:

Prima J - Rockstar

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asiansaint:

when i meet justin bieber

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• guy: i had sex ten times in one night!
• guy: you legend *high-five*
• girl: i had sex once
• society: oh my god would you calm down with your sexual acts you massive slut, why don't you just become a prostitute seeing as you already act like one, oh look there's a leaf do you want to sleep with that too you sexual predator of the night

butterflynet:

you can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich

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seanagain:

What!?

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